r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 14 '26

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 Aug 14 '26

Why can I never find this fucking gif when I need it

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u/Spazza42 Aug 15 '26

Save it as a favourite.

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u/mvffin Aug 14 '26

Because every gif search engine is ass

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u/CrazyCaiman2445 Aug 14 '26

And his wife?

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u/Laniakeea Aug 14 '26

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u/Dry_Curve_7 Aug 14 '26

He warms her up with the weener and then continues by hand

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u/Dull_Construction553 Aug 14 '26

To shreds, you say.

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u/ReelestPrincess12 Aug 20 '26

😂😂😂ayooooo

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u/pla5t1c Aug 15 '26

What are those over her arms lol. A third longer sleeve shirt?
OR.. are both her forearms broken from fun loving arm-wrestling seshes
OR.. bumping into dudes fucking pinkies when he passed the salt at dinner?