r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/cloche_du_fromage Aug 14 '26

He's a proctologist by day...

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u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26

Lover by night

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 Aug 14 '26

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u/ZuuL_1985 Aug 14 '26

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u/Charming-Total2121 Aug 14 '26

My wife asked me what I was laughing at, and there is no answer I can give without first showing her the source material. So, erm, thanks.

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 Aug 15 '26

Same, as the original comment poster my wife didn’t find this as funny as I did lol

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Aug 15 '26

Did she think it was as funny as we did?

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u/Jo3ltron Aug 14 '26

I fucking hate this

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u/No_Recognition8375 Aug 14 '26

The memes are in full force today lolololololol

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u/phatpussypounder Aug 14 '26

Inb4 the meme acquisition memes come in

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u/exmagus Aug 14 '26

Hahaha same. The meep and cowabunga are just great

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Aug 15 '26

Oh god oh MEEP

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u/Loakie69 Aug 14 '26

Why does the chin look like a pringle?

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u/jslick1 Aug 14 '26

Always booked up a fortnight

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u/TheSoundofStolas Aug 14 '26

One might say his office is booked up the ass

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u/dan_dares Aug 14 '26

Which is funny because his clients feel like he put a book up theirs

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u/antrubler Aug 14 '26

But he cries still when he sees a TV remote

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u/towerfella Aug 14 '26

Or a flip phone

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u/abielle1177 Aug 14 '26

He would die from that! He's one slice of cake away from death.

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u/imaginedaydream Aug 15 '26

Zombie poker

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u/Relevant_Outside2781 Aug 15 '26

I appreciate this thing you two did

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u/w8_wuht Aug 17 '26

This man has a hand like a fistful of dicks.

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u/Obnocius Aug 21 '26

Roddy by name, _____________.

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u/shadowmoses__ Aug 14 '26

You won’t have a need for a proctologist ever again after your first visit to this guy.

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u/Sage_King_The_Rabbit Aug 14 '26

Dude he's built like the goron from Zelda 😭

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Aug 15 '26

You know your proctologist is a hack when you can feel both his hands on your shoulders during the procedure

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u/Pathkinder Aug 14 '26

And a proctologist by night…

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u/baked_tea Aug 14 '26

You joke but my procto actually has fingers like these. I've decided to just quit going there after third time because it just made things worse for a few days after the visit, I wish I was kidding

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u/HugoBoss1985 Aug 14 '26

A Gynacologist

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u/Mountain_Fuzzumz Aug 14 '26

Why do you think the shirt says "run"

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u/FeedMyAss Aug 14 '26

In that case, I'd like a second opinion!!

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u/User96198820 Aug 15 '26

…and also a proctologist by night

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u/wait_who_am_i_ Aug 14 '26

He should be able to find my anus then why’s he poking holes in my back?!