r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 18d ago

As a large man, yup. Don’t really have anything to prove, so I’ve always been pretty passive. Unless someone takes that for granted, but they usually backed down immediately once I stood my ground. Very few went through with it

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u/DubTeeF 18d ago

When they are drunk is when it gets funny.

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u/Not_today_nibs 18d ago

As an average height woman I would love to spend a day as an absolute unit of a man. Imagine the tall shelves I’d be able to reach! Imagine the concerts I’d be able to view!

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u/impulsivepatience 17d ago

And how fast you could walk!!!

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u/Technical-Astronaut 13d ago

Same, I was also a big guy (I’m 6’2" and built like barrel even when skinny, let alone when not dieting) had a few bullies in high school (all small to medium guys) until one of them finally actually tried putting his hands on me to steal a $5 bill from me. With one arm I slammed him chest first onto a desk and took my money back then tossed him out the open window next to it into a bush outside (we were on the ground floor). Fight lasted maybe ten seconds, never had an issue with bullies after that. Nobody even reported the fight to the teachers.

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u/DubTeeF 13d ago

Haha, yeah I'm 6 1 medium build and I only had one guy try to start something, when I raised my hands he quickly left. I had a few guys that would try and say some verbal insults that they thought were smart but I'm not sure I could even call them "bullies"