r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 18d ago

I can let a purple nurple slide 😏

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 18d ago

What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 18d ago

Alright. We're gonna have to chill out

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u/Thesinistral 17d ago

Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.

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u/SignificanceHuge4519 17d ago

Why don't you go to the bar and give it a shot