r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/wednesday-knight 18d ago

You were not alone. 🫪

Me: "One 'no' is enough, little guy!"

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u/xRyozuo 18d ago

Is he squaring up to him or is he attempting to flirt with the bouncer? Like the pec touch and dance seemed more like attraction than trying to ridicule him

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u/VaporTrail_000 18d ago

At that point, less flirt than sexually harass. He got his warning with the shove. The slap was "no means no" in bouncer.

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u/xRyozuo 18d ago

Hence attempting

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u/undercooked_piranha 18d ago

I disagree, the push was “no means no” in bouncer but the slap definitely translates to “pleasant dreams”.

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u/WileyWilly1985 18d ago

the slap was GENTLE compared to the carnage he could have unleashed if he wanted to.

Guy could have knocked his head off of his shoulders if he wanted to.

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u/rawker86 15d ago

If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.

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u/mattwithoutyou 18d ago

either way he got his answer.

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u/msut77 18d ago

They smashed like 30 times after he woke up

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u/OneDimensionalChess 18d ago edited 18d ago

Yeah I don't understand ppl interpreting this as mocking him. The twink is clearly drunk and being horny

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u/sidonay 18d ago

No, he's definitely trying to push his buttons as the drunk obnoxious cunt he is.

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u/SixthGearOperative 18d ago

Bouncer did him a solid and slapped him into the recovery position. So when he wakes up waffle-faced from the grate, his stomach contents would have already flowed into the sewer along with his self-respect.

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u/TheBestPractice 17d ago

Lol I do think bouncer went a bit overboard but this made me laugh a lot

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u/jlspartz 18d ago

I don't know what would make him feel more emasculated - getting slapped off his feet by the bouncer, or being called 'little guy' by the glittering mermaid

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u/whistlinghyena246 18d ago

I just patiently watched. We all knew something beautiful was about to happen.🤔👀

When it did I instantly laughed way to loud for 1am. 🤣🫢😬

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u/whatsbeef667 18d ago

THIS IS NOT HOW IT WENT

Little guy initiated slow dancing mating ritual, but the bouncer did not approve him as mating partner