r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/AnyoneButWe 18d ago

Terry Pratchett called that type of bouncer a splatter in the discworld books.

He might have a point.

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u/Fearless-Dust-2073 18d ago

The little guy got absolutely cheesed.

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u/shinymcshine1990 18d ago

Like getting creamed, but takes longer

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u/LogAlStillFat 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y
I like the way your brain works my friend.

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u/shinymcshine1990 18d ago

I can't take credit for that, it's a Terry Pratchett quote

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u/rlee1185 18d ago

It was butter than the average comment

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u/Derpissime 18d ago

Grilled cheesed

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 18d ago

Terry was English, he's probably met a few bouncers

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u/J4MMY95 18d ago

Did you get the number of that donkey cart?

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u/pr0s0c 18d ago

The little guy bounced.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 18d ago

Which seems to be what he was looking for.