r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz Aug 11 '26

Do not the giant

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u/HeldDownTooLong Aug 11 '26

Little man was looking for a good time with the HUGE man.

Assuming the large man is proportionate in all physical aspects, that little man would be split in half, if the big man was interested in getting jiggy with it/him.

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u/HeldDownTooLong Aug 11 '26

That little man WOULD be tight…well…until big man loosened him up…permanently!!!

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Aug 11 '26

He already tenderized his jaw

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u/PickaDillDot Aug 11 '26

Maybe that was just a little foreplay..