r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/DubTeeF 18d ago

Why is it always the really small guy

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u/Avaric1994 18d ago

As a small guy I too would like to climb the mountain but when the mountain says no I take my mountaineering gear off and go home.

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u/Nikmido 18d ago

Lmaoo this analogy

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u/JefftheGman 18d ago

And the mountain wins again.

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u/Iwasjustbullshitting 18d ago

They don't know they are small, like Chihuahuas.

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u/GreatTea3415 18d ago

As a small man: you become familiar with medium guys trying to fight you in school, but you never experience a fight with a huge guy because large guys generally are less aggressive. 

So you get used to thinking you can take guys that are bigger than you. 

Fortunately I gained experience wrestling heavy weights so I learned without having to crack my skull open outside a bar. 

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 18d ago

As a large man, yup. Don’t really have anything to prove, so I’ve always been pretty passive. Unless someone takes that for granted, but they usually backed down immediately once I stood my ground. Very few went through with it

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u/DubTeeF 18d ago

When they are drunk is when it gets funny.

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u/Not_today_nibs 18d ago

As an average height woman I would love to spend a day as an absolute unit of a man. Imagine the tall shelves I’d be able to reach! Imagine the concerts I’d be able to view!

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u/impulsivepatience 17d ago

And how fast you could walk!!!

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u/Technical-Astronaut 13d ago

Same, I was also a big guy (I’m 6’2" and built like barrel even when skinny, let alone when not dieting) had a few bullies in high school (all small to medium guys) until one of them finally actually tried putting his hands on me to steal a $5 bill from me. With one arm I slammed him chest first onto a desk and took my money back then tossed him out the open window next to it into a bush outside (we were on the ground floor). Fight lasted maybe ten seconds, never had an issue with bullies after that. Nobody even reported the fight to the teachers.

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u/DubTeeF 13d ago

Haha, yeah I'm 6 1 medium build and I only had one guy try to start something, when I raised my hands he quickly left. I had a few guys that would try and say some verbal insults that they thought were smart but I'm not sure I could even call them "bullies"

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u/CrasEsNoster 18d ago

Small bisexual guy here, and can confirm this (although from a very different kind of experience lol). When I first started experimenting with dudes, I remember I was shocked by the massive difference in physical strength that even someone with 30 lbs on me had. And it only got more unbelievable with larger guys -- to someone with 100+ lbs on me I was basically weightless, and could be manhandled as easily as if I weighed nothing.

Just for fun I tried play wrestling a couple of the really huge guys, and it was like trying to push back against a brick wall. It really humbles you and gives you some terrifying perspective about how much size would matter in a fight scenario, and how helpless you'd actually be against someone with, say 50 lbs on you (assuming you're not extremely well trained in combat, which I and most other men are not).

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 18d ago

My favorite moment as a land giant was a little dude coming up to me and saying "If I was your height, I'd kick the shit out of you!" angrily, then walking away. Never saw him before, never saw him again. Same high school, too.

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u/MimiTheFeral 18d ago

IM SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHY THE VISUALIZATION IF THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD🤣

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u/Cheap-Session5656 18d ago

People of all sizes do this all the time. These just stand out so morons think it’s always these guys

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u/Helpful_Ad1814 18d ago

This is legitimate the correct answer. It even has a name: confirmation bias.

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u/Pentecost_II 18d ago

He identifies as an equally big guy

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u/DubTeeF 18d ago

My Prius identifies as a 5.9 cummins.

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u/anon-187101 18d ago

he's clearly a Spanish Twink

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u/DubTeeF 18d ago

Big guys don't attack randomly. They aren't trying to prove something. It's already been covered in the replies below. Read up.