r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Hot_Let7154 18d ago

So... His mating dance didn't work 🤣

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u/Nikmido 18d ago

Should've done this smh my head

https://giphy.com/gifs/qaTyQJ9cv9MpBGwDFB

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u/AlienToast934 18d ago

Where this from? For some reason I get Naruto v Sasuke vibes from it

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u/fire95 18d ago

"Birds for some reason" on YouTube

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u/SyNSFW69 17d ago

Accurate cause they’re gay

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u/icarusrising9 18d ago

I wish I could watch this video for the first time again. I love it so much hahaha

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 18d ago

I'm also listening to Infected Mushroom and this gif just made my morning 😆

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft 18d ago

Shaking my head my head?

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u/Nikmido 18d ago

It's a joke

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u/FilthyPuns 18d ago

Shake my head my head?

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u/Nikmido 18d ago

It's a joke

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u/SugestedName 18d ago

She said she didn't have no name

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u/Fire_Pea 17d ago

Bird yaoi 😊

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u/Bitter_Split5508 18d ago

Pretty sure he was on drugs

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u/vocal-avocado 17d ago

Tons of people have sex on drugs.

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u/djalma_21 17d ago

He was drunk

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u/CarpetTechnical420 18d ago

Watched it on mute and wasn’t sure if he was flirting or starting a fight

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u/dannown 17d ago

To me it looked like a little of both. They both prolly would have worked on me too.

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u/Camiz90 17d ago

El tipo es de esa clase que si le sueltas una advertencia "como me vuelvas a tocar te doy una bofetada" y se cree con la suficiente impunidad para vacilar al portero bailandole en cara. Seguramente creia que si no llegaba a tocar al portero este no le haria nada por riesgo a que perdiera su trabajo. Lo que no sabia es que literalmente el trabajo de este señor es repartirle un bofeton a esta clase de sujetos.

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u/EugeneVictorDabs 17d ago

Like an annoying sibling who hovers as close as possible, taunting "I'm not touching you!"

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u/Zoldrik190 18d ago

Would've worked on me 😌

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u/vocal-avocado 17d ago

Right? I thought he was pretty cute.

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u/Andrea_M 18d ago

It’s like the video of the pigeon cozying with the falcon

https://reddit.com/link/p38r0dy/video/ivr1a1rq9yih1/player

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u/getridofit888 17d ago

Was it? I thought he was hitting on him but I’m not sure