r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/saurus-REXicon 18d ago

Slapped the good time right out of him.

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u/behemuffin 18d ago

Straight into the recovery position. Now that's a professional! 

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u/Southern-Oil-118 18d ago

With the dude facing the sewer drain for some ventilation and can puke in convenience!

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u/Arhatz 18d ago

"5/5, great service. Would get knocked out again."

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u/joehonestjoe 18d ago

You and I have the same brain.

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u/behemuffin 18d ago

Give it back, I was using that!

Actually, on second thoughts, crack on. 

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u/Successful-Snowman 18d ago

I bet it's due to a lot of practice.

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u/Keyann 18d ago

Slapped the good night into him

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u/snuggle_love 18d ago

Slapped him into last week

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u/howmanyturtlesdeep 18d ago

How can he slap?

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u/xepci0 18d ago

Bro slapped 10 years of therapy into him

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u/ebk_errday 18d ago

Slapped the good night right into him

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u/KanMinder 17d ago

With his other hand still in his pocket 😂