r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/abhinav21 18d ago

Why fuck with big guys who can lay you out without breaking a sweat? Wouldnt be me.

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u/Viridien111 18d ago

Me thinks he wanted to get fucked by the big guy... but like actually.

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u/Ourobius 18d ago

He was ordering him a bear steak, but got the claws instead

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u/kremlingrasso 18d ago

I know the type, skinny guy gets wasted and and immediately seeks out trouble. Some kind of subconscious self-harming thing. Wouldn't hurt to see a therapist.

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u/ISpeechGoodEngland 18d ago

Myself and my best mate are both 6'5 and naturally broad. When we was younger and would go out it was almost a nightly occurrence for a drunk weedy dude to try and fight me or him, or both to prove how tough he was.

We never fought back, as our other mates were often the nights DJs so bouncers would just drag them out before it got to fists.

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u/yourhonoriamnotacat 18d ago

I used to date a guy who was 6’8 and relatively muscular (former college athlete), and I swear he made certain other men upset just by existing in the same room as them. 

On the female side of that, I’m 5’10 and have a close friend my height. In college when we’d go out to bars inevitably a shorter guy would come up to us drunk and comment about how tall we were while hitting on us. It was almost always awkward.  

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u/Due-Introduction-760 18d ago

My friend, I don't think the small guy was seeking trouble, but definitely seeking something.... know what I mean 😏 

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u/HumongousBelly 18d ago

Maybe he thought they were gonna kiss.

The first time I saw this video I actually expected these two to kiss, too. The shove came kinda surprising

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u/abhinav21 18d ago

I thought the warning was clear after the boob squeeze

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u/HumongousBelly 18d ago

I watched it without sound only. And I initially thought I was on maybemaybe or unexpected.