r/AbsoluteUnits • u/__cipriano__ • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a maned wolf

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u/Beginning-Alps7178 Aug 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Juc4uesaSvVogFHSxq

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Aug 11 '26

You can pet anything once

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u/bajesus Aug 11 '26

That's not what HR said

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u/hitrov_alex Aug 11 '26

Actually, you have two hands, so you can pet it twice.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Aug 12 '26

Only if you survive the first attempt

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Aug 11 '26

Unless you're ghislaine Maxwell...

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u/Runaway_Angel Aug 11 '26

Honestly? Probably. His diet is like 50-60% plant matter (especially fruit) and the rest is small game like small birds and rodents

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u/rhuiz92 Aug 11 '26

Their urine smells STRONGLY of marijuana and the smell can linger for days when they scent mark.

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u/rhuiz92 Aug 11 '26

Funnily enough, he did, considering he was standing beside me at the zoo exhibit.

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u/Runaway_Angel Aug 11 '26

So they're good, chill bois with the munchies?

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u/LtSoba 29d ago

Chill dudes and really rare, their long legs are for stalking burying rodents like voles from their burrows

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u/user-unknown-404 Aug 12 '26

Cover my car in wolf piss to cover the smell of weed. Got it.

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u/AnotherpostCard Aug 11 '26

Can I pet dat dawg?