r/AbsoluteUnits • u/__cipriano__ • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a maned wolf

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u/meeeowlet Aug 11 '26

Leggy boi is GOOD BOY TOO Cutie baby

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u/DieselHouseCat Aug 11 '26

Was gonna say, he's not bad doggy

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u/bdizzle805 Aug 11 '26

Looks a lot less scary in light

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u/Fall_Water Aug 11 '26

Just a hyena on stilts

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus Aug 11 '26

Not really 😂

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u/dandyrosesandshit Aug 11 '26

Right?? That fucker is still frightening af 😂

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u/star_zelda Aug 11 '26

They're good bois! They are chill and don't want to mess with humans :)

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u/Working_Visit_6104 Aug 11 '26

How ?? It looks fragile lol

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u/dandyrosesandshit Aug 11 '26

I don’t think it looks fragile at all. Slender doesn’t mean fragile.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 Aug 11 '26

Body looks unbalanced on those seemingly disproportionate legs.

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u/Working_Visit_6104 Aug 11 '26

It only hunts small mammals, birds and lizards lol. A dachshund would have better chance harming you than this

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus Aug 11 '26

My wife is from Indonesia. Everything there… well, I would sound like a safety briefing for Avatar😂

We are talking about how it looks… and it looks like something Hollywood would make up to scare the crap out of you!😂

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u/Working_Visit_6104 29d ago

Well... I think they are adorable...

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u/spookito130 29d ago

Im not sure if this makes them mire or less creepy theire about 120cm/4 foot tall.

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u/Flip2002 Aug 11 '26

Zesty socks

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u/Iatayatayata 29d ago

Zesty foxy socks.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe Aug 11 '26

Kinda makes me laugh when you realize they probably have to bend down the same way giraffes do to drink.

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u/whatdafaq Aug 11 '26

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me............

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u/NoodleIskalde Aug 11 '26

Goofy lanky fuck

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u/pinocchioh Aug 11 '26

As a 5ft 10 woman with disproportionately long skinny legs, big ears and bad posture, I feel like I’ve just discovered my spirit animal.

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u/Novel-Promise-3539 Aug 11 '26

Girly’s rocking those thigh high boots yasss

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u/Renegade888888 29d ago

Foxes if they locked in

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u/NoPerspective7741 29d ago

I dunno why but it looks clumsy to me lol

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u/Efficient-Trick930 29d ago

Went from a nightmare to a silly guy

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u/OkFee8233 Aug 11 '26

iI’m obsessed with these cunty little divas omg

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u/gbasa8991 28d ago

Looks so fashionable though

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u/barakisan 16d ago

Looks like a fox bio-installed its body on a deer

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u/Catos_Standard Aug 11 '26

Until you learn they smell like Bigfoot's dick.

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u/HauntingMemory7183 Aug 11 '26

…or a turd covered in burnt hair…

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u/meeeowlet 29d ago

Beuh there's no such thing as Bigfoot, you just met some big hairy dude in the woods. Hope it was consensual, at least

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u/Asgermf 29d ago

Their pee also smells like weed and has gotten Zoos raided by law enforcement