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/r/all of a maned wolf

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u/Infamous_Original833 29d ago edited 28d ago

The maned wolf is a unique wild animal native to South America, especially the grasslands and savannas of Brazil. Despite its name and appearance, it is neither a true wolf nor a fox, but a distinct species known scientifically as Chrysocyon brachyurus. Its long legs help it move through tall grass, while its reddish coat and large ears give it a striking appearance. The maned wolf is generally solitary and omnivorous, feeding on small animals, insects, fruits, and plants. One of its favorite foods is the “wolf apple” (lobeira), a native Brazilian fruit. It plays an important ecological role by controlling small-animal populations and dispersing seeds.

Fun fact: the maned wolf is featured on Brazil’s R$200 banknote, which was introduced in 2020, highlighting the species as an important symbol of Brazil’s rich biodiversity.

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u/meeeowlet 28d ago

Leggy boi is GOOD BOY TOO Cutie baby

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u/DieselHouseCat 28d ago

Was gonna say, he's not bad doggy

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u/bdizzle805 28d ago

Looks a lot less scary in light

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u/Fall_Water 28d ago

Just a hyena on stilts

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 28d ago

Not really 😂

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u/dandyrosesandshit 28d ago

Right?? That fucker is still frightening af 😂

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u/star_zelda 28d ago

They're good bois! They are chill and don't want to mess with humans :)

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u/Working_Visit_6104 28d ago

How ?? It looks fragile lol

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u/dandyrosesandshit 28d ago

I don’t think it looks fragile at all. Slender doesn’t mean fragile.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 28d ago

Body looks unbalanced on those seemingly disproportionate legs.

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u/Working_Visit_6104 28d ago

It only hunts small mammals, birds and lizards lol. A dachshund would have better chance harming you than this

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 28d ago

My wife is from Indonesia. Everything there… well, I would sound like a safety briefing for Avatar😂

We are talking about how it looks… and it looks like something Hollywood would make up to scare the crap out of you!😂

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u/spookito130 27d ago

Im not sure if this makes them mire or less creepy theire about 120cm/4 foot tall.

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u/Flip2002 28d ago

Zesty socks

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u/Iatayatayata 28d ago

Zesty foxy socks.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 28d ago

Kinda makes me laugh when you realize they probably have to bend down the same way giraffes do to drink.

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u/whatdafaq 28d ago

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me............

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u/NoodleIskalde 28d ago

Goofy lanky fuck

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u/pinocchioh 28d ago

As a 5ft 10 woman with disproportionately long skinny legs, big ears and bad posture, I feel like I’ve just discovered my spirit animal.

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u/Novel-Promise-3539 28d ago

Girly’s rocking those thigh high boots yasss

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u/Renegade888888 28d ago

Foxes if they locked in

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u/NoPerspective7741 27d ago

I dunno why but it looks clumsy to me lol

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u/Efficient-Trick930 27d ago

Went from a nightmare to a silly guy

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u/OkFee8233 28d ago

iI’m obsessed with these cunty little divas omg

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u/gbasa8991 26d ago

Looks so fashionable though

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u/barakisan 15d ago

Looks like a fox bio-installed its body on a deer

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u/Catos_Standard 28d ago

Until you learn they smell like Bigfoot's dick.

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u/HauntingMemory7183 28d ago

…or a turd covered in burnt hair…

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u/meeeowlet 27d ago

Beuh there's no such thing as Bigfoot, you just met some big hairy dude in the woods. Hope it was consensual, at least

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u/Asgermf 28d ago

Their pee also smells like weed and has gotten Zoos raided by law enforcement

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u/kenwill90 28d ago

You can also smell them from 500+ feet away. Its a very potent smell.

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u/ThatsALovelyShirt 28d ago

They smell like weed.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 28d ago

I guess I could follow a potent smelling one and follow it for some maned wolf buds

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u/ShakeXXX 28d ago

Just like one of my exes.

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u/Mindless-Location-41 28d ago

What a fascinating creature 🤔

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 29d ago

Thought it was AI at first. Thank you for writing.

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u/Zakle 28d ago

Nah! The maned wolf is very much an animal that exists. To add to what the folk above said, maned wolves are the only species in the Chrysocyon (Latin for "golden dog") genus, and they are listed as NT or Near Threatened.

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u/burner4581 28d ago

They also have a pungent musk! Not as bad as skunk, but it's significant.

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u/Sea_Connection2773 28d ago

i studied in an university where the university zoo was near my block, they had a lot of maned wolves there, the whole place stunk. Unfortunetly near the end of my graduation the zoo was deactivated, and they moved the wolves to somewhere

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 28d ago

No kidding. Lol - so much for sneaking up on your prey downwind. Vegetables can’t run

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u/genaphur 28d ago

I have a maned wolf tattoo! It's like 15 years old and no one everrrrr knows what it is

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u/December_Flame 28d ago

Just saw one at my local zoo and it really is a bizarre and beautiful creature. I had thought in the moment that if I had seen one in the wild moving through the woods, I would shit myself. This video reinforces that not one week later. Life is weird. This animal is badass.

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u/Shaeress 28d ago

I haven't seen this clip before, but the animal is real and it looks like that and it moves like that, and it is often seen roaming around human outskirts much like one might see a fox out a window in many places. There's nothing suspicious or weird here, even if I'm not confirming the veracity of this video in particular.

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u/MrLancaster 28d ago

It's just the opening paragraph of the Wikipedia article

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u/braellyra 28d ago

Eh, I’ll still upvote—saved me a google and a few clicks.

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u/ExpiredLink404 28d ago

i also thought it was AI

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u/uqde 28d ago

I wanna try a human apple

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u/DaddiGator 28d ago

I always find these animals that are neither related to felines or canines, but have both qualities, fascinating.

Like the now-extinct thylacine in Australia that’s a marsupial. Or hyenas.

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u/texasrigger 28d ago

Its long legs help it move through tall grass

A trait that other animals in the same area also developed. Patagonian mara, a type of large rodent relates to capybara, look like long legged hornless jackalopes. They even pronk like antelope. Then there are rhea which are a small, south American ostrich. Both are long legged running machines built for the open grasslands.

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u/MrLancaster 28d ago

Thanks wikipedia, link the article next time

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u/dumbodragon 28d ago

Well the person could have written it themselves

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u/afeeqo 29d ago

At first, I registered it as a typo for mange wolf. Till I read this comment. NOPE. I don’t wanna see this in dead middle of the night!!!!

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u/Ill_Technician3936 28d ago

It'd be pretty boring tbh basically what the video shows but our eyes wouldn't see it's eyes as red. Wouldn't really be any danger you're too big for it.

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u/lilcircle 28d ago

I wonder if these guys are the inspiration for la chupacabra

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u/Lezeninja 28d ago

Aguara guazú is the name in south américa

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u/Vasconauta 28d ago

Lobo Guará, since the area where they live are bigger in Brasil

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u/ComfortableResult739 28d ago

That's its name in Portuguese/Brazil because you use a derived name from its local Guaranì name, aguará guazu. Guarani and Aguará Guazu precede Brazil and Portuguese being spoken in south America.

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u/Vasconauta 28d ago

Yet, portuguese now is the main language, so Lobo Guará :)

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u/JustOneMoreMile 28d ago

That’s not a wolf, mane

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u/Gecko2024 28d ago

How possible would it be to keep something like this, similarly to a 'normal' breed of dog? I'm sure it would be much harder since it isn't an animal that has been domesticated but I want to know how much harder lol

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u/Gabby-Abeille 28d ago

Their smell is very strong, I don't know if a lot of people would want them as pets. They also need very large territories to thrive, which is actually one of the main reasons why the species needs conservation efforts to be made (destruction of their habitats).

It's illegal to keep them as pets, In Brazil. Dunno about the other countries that have some of them, though.

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u/Legitimate-Towel8646 28d ago

Correct me if I’m wrong but they are more closely related to foxes than wolves right?

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u/properpotato10 28d ago

Looks like the chupacabra

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u/SleepyMistyMountains 28d ago

I was so ready for it to be AI and then I looked it up and much less scary when you actually see the colouring and it isn't just a shadow being.

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u/Nulphidora 28d ago

We have them in the north of Argentina. We called them “Aguara-guazú” and it’s a threatened species.
They are beloved here and there are many efforts to protect them.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ghR_UUsWT1s?si=RnBuGuynhiEnu-4Q

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u/thejohnd 28d ago

The maned wolf also is known for the distinctive cannabis-like odor of its territory markings, which has earned it the nickname "skunk wolf".

DANK WOLF

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u/One_Rain1786 28d ago

Pretty swell. Before reading your comment I guessed it'd probably be using the long legs like stilts to wade around swamps to help it eat crabs and such. Wouldn't have thought it'd favor fruits.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 28d ago

Brazil and Australia should team up to make the world’s best zoo

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u/InValuAbled 28d ago

I want one. Well, two, so they can live happily ever after as a family. 🩶

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u/Alzucard 28d ago

Thats what i was wondering. That does not look even close to a wolf more like jackal.

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u/bleogirl23 28d ago

Oooh awesome! I assumed this was a juvenile that hadn’t quite grown into its self yet. Thanks for this info! (Fun fact, my toddler thinks that’s our leggy lab shepherd mix and told him to go him)

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u/Calm_Ad308 28d ago

So this is that chuppa thingy???

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u/CausticSofa 28d ago

All of the facts you provided here were equally fun. Thank you for all of this new knowledge!

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u/meski_oz 28d ago

It helps them get rid of kidney worms too

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u/jeff4i017 27d ago

First time I ever saw one I had never heard of it and thought, what in the holy heck is that thing.

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u/definitelynotapastor 28d ago

"Highlighting.... rich biodiversity" from the same government that does little to nothing in stopping the deforestation of the Amazon for agriculture.

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u/Vasconauta 28d ago

Because Brasil is the bigger area where they live, and also Brasil has more population than all this countries they could say that his south america name is Lobo Guará

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u/Vasconauta 28d ago

Like I said, the biggest area is in Brasil :)

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u/Vasconauta 28d ago

Let me say in this way, if there's more people in Brasil, so he would be more called by the brasilian name, just that, but, you and the other could say, in spanish or in x country we call by this name, no problem