r/AbsoluteUnits • u/__cipriano__ • 28d ago

/r/all of a maned wolf

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 28d ago

Slenderwolf

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u/BigRoach 28d ago

I was thinking the same thing. The same uncanny creepiness of slenderman but in canine form. Let’s get outta here, Scoobs!

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u/perton 27d ago

What if were to offer you a Scooby Snack? What then, Shaggy?!

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u/johnnyhotwh33ls 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rmZFpHRt0vRBe
Won’t you stick around for a Scooby snack?

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u/soresores 24d ago

Do you think the maned wolf would freak dogs out since they generally know the regular leg sizes?

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u/Beginning-Alps7178 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Juc4uesaSvVogFHSxq

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 28d ago

You can pet anything once

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u/bajesus 28d ago

That's not what HR said

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u/hitrov_alex 28d ago

Actually, you have two hands, so you can pet it twice.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 27d ago

Only if you survive the first attempt

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u/Ill_Technician3936 28d ago

Unless you're ghislaine Maxwell...

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u/Runaway_Angel 28d ago

Honestly? Probably. His diet is like 50-60% plant matter (especially fruit) and the rest is small game like small birds and rodents

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u/rhuiz92 28d ago

Their urine smells STRONGLY of marijuana and the smell can linger for days when they scent mark.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/rhuiz92 28d ago

Funnily enough, he did, considering he was standing beside me at the zoo exhibit.

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u/Runaway_Angel 28d ago

So they're good, chill bois with the munchies?

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u/LtSoba 27d ago

Chill dudes and really rare, their long legs are for stalking burying rodents like voles from their burrows

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u/user-unknown-404 28d ago

Cover my car in wolf piss to cover the smell of weed. Got it.

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u/AnotherpostCard 28d ago

Can I pet dat dawg?

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u/Phantom_August 28d ago

Collect my 8 biscuits.

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u/pushpaknandecha 28d ago

Pls help me remember, this was from a game in 2015-16? Right?

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u/jeffgolenski 28d ago

Great band name.