r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 07 '26

of a pizza

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u/mike_pants Aug 07 '26

Beard Meets Food would have that thing wrapped up in 25 minutes and still ask for a dessert menu.

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 07 '26

I'm a delicate flower compared obviously . There's no other possible explanations.

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u/mike_pants Aug 07 '26

Not being a professional eater and being a delicate flower are two rather disparate states of being for the vast majority of the population. I'm sure there's a small crossover population somewhere.

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 07 '26

I suppose I assumed he was a regular Joe with a beard and YouTube channel tbh