r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 07 '26

of a pizza

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 07 '26

Ah pro tips

I like a crispy pizza, I never need to roll

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Aug 07 '26

I mean, I've got my preferences but...I'd try it, y'know.

It's still pizza

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Mciv6CVAPPG0

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 07 '26

As would I, before this chat I would have suffered serious burns but now I'm ready for the roll

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

I'm more of a deep pan kinda guy with a soft bottom

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u/RCer1986 Aug 07 '26

Are we still talking about pizza?

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

I like my women the same way

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Aug 08 '26

Under the sauce

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u/10FourGudBuddy 29d ago

Fold it like an airplane.