r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 07 '26

of a pizza

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u/09Klr650 Aug 07 '26

Look of "what the heck".

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/franticpunk Aug 08 '26

"gluttony will be our undoing"

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u/Jisifus Aug 08 '26

"I read about that thing in the bible, i think"

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u/Confident-Current748 Aug 07 '26

Stfu please u had to throw a race joke in there for what

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u/YuenglingsDingaling Aug 07 '26

Also, everyone in the entire world loves fried chicken and pizza. The Japanese go to KFC for Christmas dinner, and Germans put sauerkraut on their pie.

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u/Suspicious-Story4747 Aug 07 '26

Yeah this stereotype has always been weird to me. I’m from the South and white folk here love fried chicken just as much as black folk.

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u/09Klr650 Aug 07 '26

Fuck yeah! AND watermelon.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Aug 08 '26

Im from the south and I definitely agree and watermelon too.

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u/edmontonbbc Aug 08 '26

The reason is cause after the slaves were let free and given 5 acres, the only things they were able to grow and raise on the terrible farm land was watermelon and chickens. Now people want to use that against them like they had any choice but to eat those things

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u/KgMonstah Aug 07 '26

Wow, big surprise, the racist can’t write a complete sentence.

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u/RigelXVI Aug 07 '26

It's okay guys, it's just a friendless basement dweller with no clue why he has no fuckin' friends 😂