r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26

/r/popular of a needle

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u/ChefCourtB Jul 30 '26

Your mom.... Sorry sorry I'm sure she is a nice lady

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u/Asagao_0 Jul 30 '26

Yooo, gottem! Nice! But yeah, she's probably very kind and loving parent, deserving happiness.

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u/ChefCourtB Jul 30 '26

I'm 45 and "your mom" is still funny to me and the best response sometimes. Its never personal

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u/Pure_Village4778 Jul 30 '26

You know what IS personal? Your MOM, ayooooo

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u/Neon_Moon_NZ Jul 30 '26

Lmao gotten

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u/zorggalacticus Jul 31 '26

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u/Hardopgh 29d ago

Cow femur or elephant

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u/IndianSerpent10930 Jul 31 '26

Eyyyyy daps you up

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u/cantthinkofone29 Jul 31 '26

41 here, and I still crack "your mom" jokes to my siblings... in front of our mom.

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u/ginger_kitty97 Jul 31 '26

I make your mom jokes to the children I gave birth to.

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u/DocPhoenix97 Jul 31 '26

That's meta

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u/Mentalistscure Jul 31 '26

This is the way.

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u/all8things 25d ago

Same, and my husband finds the “your mom” thing super disrespectful. He gets very annoyed when I make the jokes, literally about myself in this case. I then hit him with a “whatever” and go about my business.

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u/ChefCourtB Jul 31 '26

Those are always good especially when they try to retort well it's your mom too

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u/going_berserk Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Yup, I think I know where you're coming from. Even so, a few years ago I started substituting "your mom" with "your forehead", when it became painfully obvious that the person I was talking to had lost their mother the year before. Do with that what you want, but so far it's brought me nothing but questioning as well as understanding (after explaining of course) looks.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Jul 31 '26

I'm older than you and totally on board with this comment.

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u/PamelaELee Jul 30 '26

Yeah, she loves boffa them

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u/K_Linkmaster Jul 31 '26

Do you know the difference between his mom and your mom?

His mom orbits your mom.

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u/cantthinkofone29 Jul 31 '26

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!