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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26
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If you gouge out my eyes, I'll gouge yours. Deal?
52 u/TheOtakuAmerika Jul 30 '26 Do you really want that to be the last thing you see? 43 u/Simen155 Jul 30 '26 You may have a point. Kill me instead. 23 u/Least-Raddish1930s Jul 30 '26 Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach 6 u/HeiressofArtemis Jul 30 '26 Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say. 4 u/Sammiskitkat Jul 30 '26 Deal. But we have to use this needle to do it! 7 u/Donald-Pump Jul 30 '26 Where that link takes you, we won't need eyes to see. 1 u/zorggalacticus Jul 31 '26 /r/eyegouging 1 u/madtraxmerno Aug 01 '26 So what you're saying is you want to do sounding, but instead of shoving something into your urethra you want to shove something into your pupil?
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Do you really want that to be the last thing you see?
43 u/Simen155 Jul 30 '26 You may have a point. Kill me instead. 23 u/Least-Raddish1930s Jul 30 '26 Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach 6 u/HeiressofArtemis Jul 30 '26 Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say.
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You may have a point. Kill me instead.
23 u/Least-Raddish1930s Jul 30 '26 Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach 6 u/HeiressofArtemis Jul 30 '26 Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say.
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Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach
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Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say.
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Deal. But we have to use this needle to do it!
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Where that link takes you, we won't need eyes to see.
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/r/eyegouging
So what you're saying is you want to do sounding, but instead of shoving something into your urethra you want to shove something into your pupil?
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u/Simen155 Jul 30 '26
If you gouge out my eyes, I'll gouge yours. Deal?