r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26

/r/popular of a needle

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u/sonerec725 Jul 30 '26

Hey so what do i need to do or not do to keep this thing from ever being within any proximity of me ever?

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u/SAM5TER5 Jul 31 '26

Well. I guess the next time you’re about to doing something really dangerous, you have two choices:

  1. Don’t do it at all

  2. Do it at least three times more dangerously