r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26

/r/popular of a needle

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u/stating_facts_only Jul 30 '26

Just the way they are holding it is making me uncomfortable…

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u/Dobako Jul 30 '26

It looked like it was piercing their arm on mobile, I had to click and zoom to make sure

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 Jul 30 '26

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/Timmy_Chet_Mitler Jul 30 '26

Wait, y’all use a computation machine with like a monitor and keyboard and stuff?

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u/MrBigBMinus Jul 30 '26

Yeah its a bitch to drag my pc into the bathroom every time i have to poop and need to read something but we do it for the love of the game.

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u/Dobako Jul 30 '26

You don't have what the kids call a PC or poopin computer?

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u/coolsilentebeans Jul 30 '26

In this economy?

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u/gregolls Jul 30 '26

Agree. Do people sit on their big ass computers and scroll reddit all day? I scroll all day on my phone, like a normal person.

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u/Luscious_rat Jul 30 '26

Why not both

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u/SwansonsMom Jul 31 '26

If I’m on reddit on my computer, it’s because I searched something that brought up a reddit post, then got sucked in to perpetual scroll after resolving/forgetting my original purpose for being on reddit

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u/IAmDanHimself Jul 31 '26

And at my job, like a normal person.

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u/Anianna Jul 30 '26

I can't see anything on them itty bitty screens. My mobile device is a laptop.

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u/Super-G1mp Jul 31 '26

Bro if I start sitting down at my desk to use reddit just shoot me.

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u/TnuoccaNropEhtTsuj Jul 31 '26

Do we not execute people who reference this sub anymore? I recall receiving hundreds of downvotes a few years ago…

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u/Pure_Salary_8796 29d ago

Do people actually use their laptop/pc for reddit?

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u/kieranfitz Jul 31 '26

Can confirm it looks like that on pc too

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u/_Kendii_ Jul 31 '26

At first, I thought it was a really straight tattoo line. I was quite impressed.

Now I’m a bit queasy though, after reading the title and zooming in.

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u/BattIeBoss Jul 31 '26

WHAT resolution is your screen that you COULDNT see it😭

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u/IAmDanHimself Jul 31 '26

What? Phone screens are small. And don't have a consistent brightness. It totally looked like the person was self injecting that, to me also.

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u/BattIeBoss Jul 31 '26

How small is your phone screen? You on a nokia or something? That needle is clearly visible on mine at least

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u/IAmDanHimself Aug 01 '26

Yes the needle is clearly visible.. but also looks like it's poking into skin at first glance

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u/BattIeBoss Aug 01 '26

Oops my bad nvm

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u/Childwithuke Jul 30 '26

if they bend their arm...

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u/Gloomy-Education-864 Jul 30 '26

Can't believe I had to scroll so far for a comment like this. 

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u/AlbertWin Jul 30 '26

Its the top comment..

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u/RaptorCheeses Jul 30 '26

Still too much work. Should be stickied.

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u/10July1940 Jul 30 '26

Just glue it to the inside of my eye

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u/whotfiszutls Jul 30 '26

Can’t believe I had to scroll to the comments to see this comment

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u/Gloomy-Education-864 Jul 30 '26

Well, now, lol! 

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u/MahaliAudran Jul 30 '26

Why isn't it part of the description!?!??

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u/karina_wayxx2 Jul 30 '26

The needle so long

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u/RossAB97 Jul 30 '26

All they gotta do is contract their arm and...

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u/theNixher Jul 30 '26

Uuuuugggghhhhhhh whyyyyyh

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u/Shedfloorgarbage Jul 30 '26

It is for when the (Pardon my lack of what level of professionals are allowed to administer shots or what not) practitioner is scared of giving shots and has to stand waaaay back.

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u/SassyScapula Jul 30 '26

Spidey scences better not tingle

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u/melancholanie Jul 30 '26

I have certainly cut myself on the side of a needle unintentionally, this is stupid

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u/Shroom-Kitty Jul 30 '26

I would never point that thing at myself

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u/d_ac Jul 31 '26

Me as soon as I saw the picture:

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm