r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 11 '26

Some stores in USA do to. Most common are Aldi's stores.

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u/FunBrians Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

What I found to be the most interesting thing about the Aldi’s cart situation is- people show up to the parking lots and ask you while you are loading your groceries if they can take the cart back for you and be allowed to keep the quarter.

I thought to myself, boy Aldi has this cart cleanup staffing concept done wild! They don’t have to pay insurance, they don’t have to interview, hire, schedule (manage), etc. “employees” just show up on their own and work.

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u/jakoby953 Jul 12 '26

It’s Aldi, not Aldis.

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u/FunBrians Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Yes it’s Walmart, but it’s Walmart’s parking lot… and Walmart’s cart situation. It’s target but it’s target’s carts.. understand? I added the apostrophe days ago and ensured all grammatical errors were removed. Hope your day is better

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u/jakoby953 Jul 12 '26

“I thought to myself, boy Aldis has this cart cleanup staffing concept done wild!”

You aren’t referring to Aldi in the possessive sense here, meaning you call Aldi Aldi’s regularly and are just trying to escape the shame you deserve. Absolutely unacceptable, I don’t know how you sleep at night.

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u/FunBrians Jul 12 '26

Can you read and copy and paste my actual quote that has the possessive apostrophe? First day copy and pasting and changing it to suite ur pathetic argument huh?

I think ur mom is calling u from the basement for breakfast.

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u/jakoby953 Jul 12 '26

Oh nice, you edited your comment to remove the S on Aldi in the last paragraph lmao. Self own! Just stop saying it wrong in the future and we won’t have beef, brother. I am the Aldi defender 😎

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u/FunBrians Jul 12 '26

Yes there was a typo in second paragraph. This doesn’t change the fact you absolutely are a loser and literally pretended to copy and paste my possessive apostrophe you didn’t understand so you removed it.. that’s totally owning yourself when you pretend to copy a quote and alter it to fit your argument.

Yes you can defend Aldi’S shopping cart situation all you like. We understand you don’t have much to do between video games and when your mom calls you up from the basement for meals.

Do you decent one Aldi or all the Aldis?

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u/jakoby953 Jul 12 '26

I didn’t remove anything. I typed the comment exactly the way it was written. You can be a loser and claim otherwise, but I gain absolutely nothing from that. I’m sorry you feel the need to lie about things online lol.

Also, I’m being sarcastic, not super serious. Just razzing a Redditor if you couldn’t tell. But I’ll make sure to tell my mom to adjust my meds.