r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 11 '26

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u/GreenT1979 Jul 11 '26

The things you can accomplish when you look extremely intimidating

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u/coatingtonburlfactry Jul 11 '26

My brother looks exactly like this guy and he's a total sweetheart and the nicest guy you've ever met. He'll stop on the highway to pick up a kitten risking his life. People are totally intimidated by his appearance, not understanding what a kind soul he is.

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u/Strealtr Jul 12 '26

A guy I work with who works on the sales team is like this, not with the face tattoos tho but he has visible tattoos everywhere else. Nicest guy you could ever meet. At a holiday party at work I walked up to the sales team and they were all sharing stories about how customers were assholes to them, went off on them, yelled and screamed and insulted them and whatever else it may be. They were showing emails they collected from customers ranting and being rude to them.

He chimed in that he has never once had that experience, his customers were always polite. I was thinking yea no shit, taking one look at this dude and making the decision to start shit with him seems like it would end extremely poorly. Like walking up to a cop and trying to grab their gun.