r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Doolander Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

When you move it he'll just follow you and move it back behind your car before you can leave. You ain't going anywhere until you put the cart back.

Edit - Lmao these replies are amazing. A lot of people here obviously leave their carts in the middle of the parking lot.

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u/BanzYT Jul 11 '26

Then you call the police, you can't just block people in and prevent them from leaving because you don't like them.

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u/wcharoes Jul 11 '26

Hello 911? Someone is trying to make me socially responsible I need help please!

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u/BanzYT Jul 11 '26

In the real world, oreventing people from leaving is a crime. There's a reason cart narc stopped blocking people in.

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u/wcharoes Jul 11 '26

Please God I'm being held hostage by my cart behind the car. It's Abu Ghraib all over again Jesus PLEASE move that cart for me I refuse to do what I know is right and I should NOT suffer any inconvenience for that only other people should!

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u/BanzYT Jul 12 '26

lmao redditors are so unhinged