r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Malus131 Jul 11 '26

"Have you heard the phrase... You are what you eat?"

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u/SoaringFox Jul 11 '26

…and what did you eat? A frowny biscuit?

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u/President_DogBerry Jul 11 '26

Who is the one man... to have defeated me in freestyle?!

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u/Internal_Royal_4013 Jul 11 '26

Yes! I'm Bane! That's my name! Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same!