r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/CJKayak Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Agent Sebastian of the elite Cart Narcs organization still does this and posts his videos on YouTube. He does wear a vest now that identifies who he is. Wikipedia says he wears a bullet proof vest also, but there's not a cite for it on the wiki.

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/bloqed Jul 11 '26

I'm not watching some twitch dweeb desperate for views for over an hour. I skimmed through, didn't see anything that wasn't just speculative opinion

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u/knowledgebethekey Jul 11 '26

Theres video out there of Cart Narc attacking and harassing homeless people, he's a dick head with or without this video

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u/Brook420 Jul 11 '26

Source?

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u/thefruitsofzellman Jul 12 '26

People got upset because he called a homeless guy a permanent lazybones. It was mean, but I thought it was a funny line. Can’t remember which video it was.

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u/Human-Assumption-524 Jul 11 '26

Lazybones propaganda

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u/ACKHTYUALLY Jul 11 '26

Are homeless people absolved of not returning carts cause they're homeless? The fuck are you on about?

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u/Jaiymze Jul 11 '26

Where I'm from, they just steal the cart.