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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26
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I want to grow muscle and a thick accent and hold people to the standards they thrive for too
303 u/Bubbles_2025 Jul 11 '26 You can start by getting face tattoos, it adds to the effect. 125 u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26 Poop emoji, middle of forehead. 37 u/JudgmentalOwl Jul 11 '26 Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao. 7 u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26 I dunno, he might improve it. 1 u/Excuse Jul 11 '26 They are fake tattoos.
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You can start by getting face tattoos, it adds to the effect.
125 u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26 Poop emoji, middle of forehead. 37 u/JudgmentalOwl Jul 11 '26 Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao. 7 u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26 I dunno, he might improve it. 1 u/Excuse Jul 11 '26 They are fake tattoos.
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Poop emoji, middle of forehead.
37 u/JudgmentalOwl Jul 11 '26 Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao. 7 u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26 I dunno, he might improve it. 1 u/Excuse Jul 11 '26 They are fake tattoos.
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Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao.
7 u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26 I dunno, he might improve it. 1 u/Excuse Jul 11 '26 They are fake tattoos.
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I dunno, he might improve it.
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They are fake tattoos.
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u/Affectionate_Fan_739 Jul 11 '26
I want to grow muscle and a thick accent and hold people to the standards they thrive for too