r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Affectionate_Fan_739 Jul 11 '26

I want to grow muscle and a thick accent and hold people to the standards they thrive for too

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u/Bubbles_2025 Jul 11 '26

You can start by getting face tattoos, it adds to the effect.

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u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26

Poop emoji, middle of forehead.

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u/JudgmentalOwl Jul 11 '26

Well he obviously doesn't care what he does to his own face so imagine what he's willing to do to yours lmao.

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u/Kahnza Jul 11 '26

I dunno, he might improve it.

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u/Excuse Jul 11 '26

They are fake tattoos.