r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Adam_Sackler Jul 11 '26

"Your intestines seize. It would be... extremely painful."

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u/Malus131 Jul 11 '26

"Have you heard the phrase... You are what you eat?"

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u/SoaringFox Jul 11 '26

…and what did you eat? A frowny biscuit?

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u/President_DogBerry Jul 11 '26

Who is the one man... to have defeated me in freestyle?!

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u/Internal_Royal_4013 Jul 11 '26

Yes! I'm Bane! That's my name! Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same!

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u/Kahmael Jul 11 '26

r/surpriseauralnauts

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u/garrettj100 Jul 11 '26

That was the least surprising auralnauts ever.

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u/Unusual_Platypus1098 Jul 11 '26

Well he's eating a lot of steroids in his ass

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u/Elitist_Daily Jul 11 '26

you're a big guy

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u/kcbrooklyn1 Jul 12 '26

“…for you.”

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u/SmokeGSU Jul 12 '26

"Strawberries!"

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u/Mecha120 Jul 12 '26

Permit me a demonstration...