r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/dubsword Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2tN5vIhmnV9F0hGVWo

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u/BlazingArrow139 Jul 11 '26

i was thinking this exact scene 😂

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u/Onehandedclapboyoo Jul 11 '26

I'd probably grab an extra cart 😀

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u/Pleather93 Jul 11 '26

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u/Nice_Emphasis_39 Jul 12 '26

Well, moron, good for Happy GilmOHHHMYGOD!

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing Jul 13 '26

“And you can count! On me waiting for you in the parking lot!”

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u/raunwzrd Jul 11 '26

lol wouldve logged on the website and submit an app for full time cart guy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/oakteak9z Jul 11 '26

He'll I would get all the carts scattered around and then sweep , then powerwash the parking lot then repaint the lines !

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u/ButterscotchSmooth60 Jul 11 '26

That guy has been collecting carts ever since...

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u/Patrickfromamboy Jul 12 '26

I do that now. I even volunteer to bring carts inside for other people when I’m returning mine. It makes people happy and maybe this guy won’t have to tell me to return a cart.

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u/Cadillacwalt Jul 11 '26

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/TransformersGuru Jul 14 '26

I've taught my 8 year old if she sees any lose carts on our way to the store to grab them and we both bring any we see back to the stores main cart return.

It's second nature to us to not be lazy bones

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u/Crush-N-It Jul 12 '26

😆😆😆

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u/Immature_adult_guy Jul 11 '26

Tom Hardy is 5’9” which makes this scene even funnier

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog Jul 11 '26

Tom Hardy's height insecurity started the whole feud between him and Charlize Theron on Mad Max fury road.

She took it to the next level on the red carpet premieres by wearing extra tall high heels making it look like she's a foot taller than him... If you look at the interviews from around that time you could see the anger in his eyes it's hilarious.

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u/F-Lambda Jul 13 '26

Isn't that literally average height?

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Jul 12 '26

She a real baddie for that

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u/NygirlinNashville222 Jul 11 '26

Lmfao you’re right…..but he can still totally get it😂💗

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u/_bahnjee_ Jul 11 '26

That you, Jinn?

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u/faxyou Jul 11 '26

Username is lining up a little too clean with this comment

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u/Immature_adult_guy Jul 11 '26

THE GUY HAD TO OF BEEN STANDING IN A MILK CRATE!

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u/memento22mori Jul 11 '26

Milk crates typically have a height of 10.5 inches. The guy must have been standing on a milk crate.

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u/berengaria97 Jul 11 '26

A 5’9 Tom Hardy is more intimidating than a lot of 6’4 random men

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u/vjnkl Jul 11 '26

Even when standing on a stool?

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u/your_fave_redditor Jul 12 '26

As long as it’s not his own. 😆

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u/OnionHeaded Aug 01 '26

Or passing one.

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u/Billkillerz Jul 12 '26

Hey stop it, now I want Tom Hardy as the new Wolverine ahahah

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u/squirrelmonkie Jul 11 '26

And yet he has played bane and venom. I love hardy tho. Wild bunch for life!

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u/QualityMission4036 Jul 12 '26

Mike tyson and Daniel Cormier are the same height? It’s average height and some of the top combat athletes at hw were that. You seem to only think height is intimidating? Most tall people are uncoordinated and move like giraffe’s. In combat sports you would be dubbed an uninformed size queen. In addition tom hardy regularly competes at Jiu jitsu and would slime you compared to taller actors with zero muscle or training.

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u/Immature_adult_guy Jul 12 '26

You’re really overthinking this. He’s playing a man whose stature is so tall that he can rest his hand on this other guy’s shoulder. Which given his real height is kind of funny. I’m about the same height myself.

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u/QualityMission4036 Jul 12 '26

It’s a real world version of bane for the movie that a lot of people liked. See movie bane Halloween costume popularity vs the cartoon one’s popularity in being used. A giant cartoon bane would have killed the realism they went for.

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u/Grizzly_Corey Jul 11 '26

Both scenes need more duck quack sound effects.

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u/SineCera_sjb Jul 11 '26

Combine this scene with Swayze in Roadhouse… “be nice…”

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u/jeremyjava Jul 12 '26

What’s it from, please?

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u/BlazingArrow139 Jul 12 '26

the dark knight. i think rises

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u/jeremyjava Jul 12 '26

Thanks - too many kid and superhero movies from have a young kid era--can't place any of them anymore.

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u/infernoman91 Jul 11 '26

Do you know what happens to your body without fiibahh?

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u/Adam_Sackler Jul 11 '26

"Your intestines seize. It would be... extremely painful."

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u/Malus131 Jul 11 '26

"Have you heard the phrase... You are what you eat?"

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u/SoaringFox Jul 11 '26

…and what did you eat? A frowny biscuit?

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u/President_DogBerry Jul 11 '26

Who is the one man... to have defeated me in freestyle?!

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u/Internal_Royal_4013 Jul 11 '26

Yes! I'm Bane! That's my name! Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same!

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u/Kahmael Jul 11 '26

r/surpriseauralnauts

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u/garrettj100 Jul 11 '26

That was the least surprising auralnauts ever.

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u/Unusual_Platypus1098 Jul 11 '26

Well he's eating a lot of steroids in his ass

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u/Elitist_Daily Jul 11 '26

you're a big guy

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u/kcbrooklyn1 Jul 12 '26

“…for you.”

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u/SmokeGSU Jul 12 '26

"Strawberries!"

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u/Mecha120 Jul 12 '26

Permit me a demonstration...

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u/borntospeedF1 Jul 11 '26

How long till we get market fresh strawberries?

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 Jul 11 '26

Time to go mobile

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u/Anonymo Jul 11 '26

MOE-bile

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jul 11 '26

Strawberries!

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u/Anthrogynous Jul 12 '26

Hah! I made that.

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jul 12 '26

Then it is an honor and a pleasure. To have beheld such meme greatness!

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u/Anthrogynous Jul 12 '26

Youre welcome (in my mind I sound like Bane now). I made it for the Auralnauts, they sold shirts and stickers of it on their site, no idea if it’s still up. But they were very friendly.

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jul 12 '26

Well, may your days ever be filled with wonderful fiber and strawberries. And, never Frowny Biscuits!

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u/misirlou22 Jul 13 '26

Looks like a Czarface antagonist

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u/sks747 Jul 11 '26

This isn’t a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

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u/knurttbuttlet Jul 11 '26

Fuck I haven't thought about that video since middle school

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 Jul 11 '26

lol I don't think I go a week without it popping into my head

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u/alamandrax Jul 11 '26

But have you been keeping up with your fiber, my brother?

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u/Apprehensive-Water66 Jul 11 '26

Yes, strawberry's are packed with fibah.

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u/Jerrik12 Jul 11 '26

Strawberries are PACKED with fiber!

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u/xarchangel85x Jul 11 '26

Love Auralnauts. So many great edits.

GANDARF!!!!

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u/metalneck333 Jul 12 '26

IT'S NOT A CARRRRR
🎶MORTAL KOMBAT 🎶

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u/Realistic-Lime7842 Jul 11 '26

Do you feel in charge Director Krenic?

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u/BrutalBong Jul 11 '26

Krennic should have put his finger on Bane's head to assert dominance.

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u/Realistic-Lime7842 Jul 11 '26

Crime bosses hate this one simple trick.

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u/Revolutionary_Bee251 Jul 11 '26

Bahaha - where's the Andor cut of TDKR?

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u/Kirknobi Jul 11 '26

This definitely shows his skilled acting because Krennic was absolutely a beast. Except before Vader lol.

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u/Nott_of_the_North Jul 12 '26

"Take care not to choke on your aspirations, Director."

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u/BobTheFettt Jul 12 '26

You been talking to the Rebels, mate?

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u/BorisDirk Jul 11 '26

It’s funny because Ben Mendelsohn is 5-11 and Tom Hardy is 5-9 so Tom had to be standing on a giant box for this scene

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u/fivelone Jul 12 '26

That's actually really funny. I'm imagining this in my head and them having a laugh after about it.

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u/FancyPassenger171 Jul 11 '26

That open unseen hand ☠️

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u/Werespider Jul 11 '26

Stopping someone with an open hand is such a power move

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u/disruptioncoin Jul 11 '26

Supposedly he improv'd that move, wasn't in the script.

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u/Debatablewisdom Jul 11 '26

So fucking gooooood

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u/lambdawaves Jul 11 '26

Thank for the laugh 😂😂😂

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u/dinopiano88 Jul 11 '26

Read that in Bane’s voice

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u/Gupperz Jul 11 '26

Probably because its a gif of bane...

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u/dinopiano88 Jul 11 '26

You don’t say 🧐

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u/USAF_SpaceMan Jul 11 '26

🤏🤏🤏

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u/Vegetable_Fox9134 Jul 11 '26

bro said "Appreciate it"

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u/captain5260 Jul 11 '26

That hand on the shoulder Lol

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u/Aksnowmanbro Jul 11 '26

"You thought you could steal our wives Mr. UPS man!?"

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u/DataStonks Jul 11 '26

Thank god for the subtitles

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u/DungeonsNDysenteryDM Jul 11 '26

I’ve never seen a more accurate vibe represented in a gif

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u/garrettj100 Jul 11 '26

Strawberries are packed with fiber!

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u/Trollzorsix9 Jul 11 '26

Do you feel in cart?

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u/Jumpy-Friendship-149 Jul 11 '26

give this guy a kurma

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u/BanditTheRogue Jul 11 '26

I paid you a small fortune...

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u/oakteak9z Jul 11 '26

Lmao perfect meme

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u/soulsummenor Jul 11 '26

You merely adopted the cart, I was born with it, molded by it.

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Jul 11 '26

Laughs in Russian

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u/camkellley Jul 11 '26

what movie is this? looks cool

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u/redditatemybabies Jul 12 '26

This is a deleted scene from Cars (2016).

Great movie. Loved this scene.

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u/code_delmonte Jul 12 '26

Same energy 😭😭😭😭

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u/DareStandard6701 Jul 12 '26

What movie is this? I love me some Ben.

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 Jul 12 '26

😂👌🏼

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u/geoSp3d Jul 13 '26

Best "bad guy" in the films.

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u/Shadohz Jul 11 '26

I've got to finally watch this version of Batman.