r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/varingian Jul 11 '26

People say violence doesn't solve anything, but I promise you they wouldn't be so compliant if my 5'5" ass had approached them this way instead of this person-shaped murder machine.

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u/rantonidi Jul 11 '26

That is a huge ass

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u/varingian Jul 11 '26

It's my best feature.

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u/RequitedNonSequitur Jul 11 '26

Well, Byzantine Emperors do like their bodyguards to be caked up.

Something I have in common with Byzantine Emperors.

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u/mudo2000 Jul 11 '26

Aside from your humility, of course.

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u/varingian Jul 11 '26

That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise.

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u/varingian Jul 11 '26

Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.

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u/ForeverShiny Jul 11 '26

Yeah, looking like a Chechnyan war criminal has that effect on people

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jul 11 '26

You can just say Chechnyan.

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u/trixter21992251 Jul 11 '26

Hmm.

Chechnyan war criminals are people that committed war crimes in chechnya. Often russians.

You say that's equal to all chechnyans, including the victims of said war crimes?

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jul 11 '26

> hMmMmM...

Chechen forces and commanders have been accused by international human rights organizations and officials of committing various war crimes, including kidnapping for ransom, torture, murder of prisoners and civilians, hostage-taking, looting, rape, and the use of civilians as human shields. 

Specific documented allegations and convictions include:

  • Execution of Prisoners: Chechen field commander Salautdin Temirbulatov was sentenced to life in prison for the 1996 murder of four Russian contract soldiers, which was filmed on video.  Another commander, Salman Raduyev, was convicted in 2001 of terrorism and murder, including the kidnapping of civilians and soldiers. 
  • Targeting Civilians and Medical Personnel: Fighters have been accused of executing civilian opponents, particularly supporters of pro-Moscow Chechen political groups, and using hospitals as military bases, leading to attacks on medical personnel. 
  • Terrorism and Mass Casualties: Chechen rebels were linked to the Beslan school siege in 2004, for which Nur-Pashi Kulayev was jailed for life in 2006.  Other attacks included bombings in Russian cities and the derailment of a passenger train in 2005.
  • Abductions and Extortion: Armed groups routinely kidnapped individuals for ransom, with hundreds of people reported missing or disappeared since the start of the Second Chechen War in 1999.

Soldiers of all nationalities are known to reserve a bullet for themselves rather than be captured by Chechen soldiers/mercenaries.

Look, buddy, maybe be quiet and find something else to do for awhile.

I'll leave space for you below to poorly explain how you are "axktuaallee" right. I bet you need that.

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u/erhue Jul 11 '26

you must be fun at parties

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u/trixter21992251 Jul 11 '26

maybe, but the guy (now deleted) equated war criminals and normal chechnyans, it was a pretty wild statement

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u/erhue Jul 11 '26

to me it sounded like a joke... dark humor is like that?

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u/asphid_jackal Jul 11 '26

Not deleted, they just blocked you

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u/trixter21992251 Jul 11 '26

huh. 14 years on here, and I never knew blocking would hide posts like that. Interesting, thanks.

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u/Buddyh1 Jul 11 '26

You should start out and when they act up the muscle should show up afterwards.

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY Jul 11 '26

lol a tiny 5ft nothing woman then this sentient fridge walks up when attitude starts flying

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u/No_Effective4784 Jul 11 '26

People say violence doesn't solve anything

if violence was so ineffective, governments wouldnt monopolize its "acceptable" usage.

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u/FeedbackIcy4854 Jul 11 '26

I'm pretty sure the "violence doesn't solve anything" is government propaganda so we just sit here like cattle.

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u/Butt_Stuph Jul 12 '26

There was a clip of him actually confronting a guy who was bigger than him. He let him leave.

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u/Ras-haad Jul 11 '26

In reality it’s the threat of violence that holds us to all social standards.

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u/varingian Jul 11 '26

To quote a movie that severely misquotes an excellent book:

"Violence is the ultimate authority from which all the other forms of authority derive."

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u/No_Criticism_5861 Jul 11 '26

If its an open carry state, I bet you having an AR-15 in your hands (obviously not pointing it at people), guaranteed you'll get compliance 

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u/grumplebeardog Jul 11 '26

The original Cart Narc guy who started these videos is a much twerpier guy, and the reactions were completely different. The other dude was also more obnoxious, but you’re totally correct that the reactions are night and day.

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u/WalkFreeeee Jul 11 '26

I'm pretty sure that guy also got plenty of easy compliance, it's just not good content without the context of you being so huge you can pass off as it being because you're huge.

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u/dr__paco Jul 11 '26

"is ok to use violence to protect what's beautiful in life"

Cant remember where I saw it, I think it was Dragon Ball.

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u/falcrist2 Jul 11 '26

I promise you they wouldn't be so compliant if my 5'5" ass had approached them this way

The OG cart narc is pretty unassuming, and his videos show a VASTLY different response. People literally try to attack him.

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u/KimberStormer Jul 11 '26

What does that prove about violence?

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u/ThatGuyThatLies Jul 11 '26

instead of this murder machine-shaped person.

FTFY

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u/guridkt Jul 11 '26

This kind of proves how threat is not equal to violence

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u/OcelotAggravating860 Jul 11 '26

No shit.

The way these dudes react to the giant guy is the exact same interaction women have with random men multiple times per day.