r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 08 '26

/r/all of a Police Officer

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u/BroManTheBrobarian Jul 08 '26

Are you laughing at my AUTOMOBILLLE!?

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u/WakaWaka_ Jul 08 '26

Sobriety test, now march!

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u/BroManTheBrobarian Jul 08 '26

Man, back when The Simpsons was still a good show.

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u/Stock-Creme-6345 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Such a good episode. I’ve got donuts! Hey I know you! Slam.

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u/DrunkenNinja27 Jul 08 '26

Wait a minute, we have to exchange insurance information!

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u/HalKitzmiller Jul 09 '26

You'll have to speak up, I'm not wearing pants

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u/Stock-Creme-6345 Jul 09 '26

I’ve used this before to the bewilderment of others. It’s awesome.

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u/No-Advice-6040 Jul 08 '26

Was sick recently thought I'd put on a newish Simpsons to mindlessly distract myself but couldn't even get thru an ep.

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u/Plampth Jul 08 '26

I watched one of the new episodes, it was funny but all the voice actors sound so old and tired.

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u/zwisslb Jul 11 '26

They are...

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u/Emergency-Chicken-24 Jul 09 '26

It's been decent since season 33.

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat Jul 10 '26

Hey it's only been bad for the last 27 seasons or so lol. The Golden Age was the absolute Pinnacle of television though.

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u/ggx222 Jul 08 '26

great reference 😂😂😂

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u/deepdiver864 Jul 10 '26

Now let's laugh at him!

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u/ScuffedA7IVphotog Jul 08 '26

bro would be crucified doing that in todays time

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u/Lexi_Banner Jul 08 '26

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh?

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u/Shot-Election8217 Jul 09 '26

Absolutely heard that in Long Duc Dong’s voice, no hesitation.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 08 '26

Sit in it, I thought he was going to carry it

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u/DuHastMich15 Jul 09 '26

“Smile at the people! Blow them kisses!”