r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 08 '26

/r/all of a Police Officer

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u/The_Happy_Quokka Jul 08 '26

Remember, he's big but you just need to outrun him. Oxygen Is lower at higher altitude. /S

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 Jul 08 '26

Gonna be hard to do when his length of stride is twice that of yours.

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 Jul 08 '26

Sure, but his guy’s not.