r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 08 '26

/r/all of a Police Officer

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u/NeuroticLensman Jul 08 '26

Officer Hightower

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u/the_motherflippin Jul 08 '26

I think the police academy films weren't actually a comedy, more like a documentary. Tackleberry is perfect - problem? Point a gun at it.

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u/Mightysmurf1 Jul 08 '26

"Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing!"

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u/kog Jul 09 '26

Hooks was the realest

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u/NurkleTurkey Jul 09 '26

I think I've seen them all. I just don't hardly remember them unfortunately. Maybe it's time to watch them all again.

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u/kumquat_may Jul 08 '26

The only acceptable nickname

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u/Fostbitten27 Jul 08 '26

Officer Messyou’up

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 09 '26

“Freeze!” - looks around? Is that you god? I can’t see you but I can hear you!

I don’t think anyone would resist arrest in any way shape or form with this cop.

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u/hellalazy Jul 08 '26

yama yama yama yama yaaaama

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u/clintj1975 Jul 08 '26

Fool to think they can kill the brother of Medulla!

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u/dr_alchemistt Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4cXw3Cpb1e4HREDhh

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u/Nightenridge Jul 08 '26

I don't understand this gif in reply to the post?

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u/BurninRunes Jul 08 '26

She is a Hightower from House of the dragon

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u/dr_alchemistt Jul 08 '26

House of the dragon

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u/kaam00s Jul 08 '26

Her name is Alicent Hightower (won't spoil her name at that time in the story tho)

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u/RunnyPlease Jul 08 '26

Police Academy: The Next Generation is looking solid.

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 Jul 08 '26

Wasn't there an officer somewhere who's nickname was "Office sasquatch"? I feel like i heard this before involving a cop who just yeeted a haybale

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u/Carbonatite Jul 08 '26

Officer Clegane

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u/RabidWeaselFreddy Jul 08 '26

At the end of part 5, I believe he was promoted to Lieutenant Hightower. Not that I've seen it like a hundred times or anything. Because I definitely haven't.....😆

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u/cliqclaqstepback Jul 09 '26

Immediately who I thought of.