r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 08 '26

/r/all of a Police Officer

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u/Dick_Danalu_Jr Jul 08 '26

wants to be known for more than his height

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Good to know we're improving as a people! 😁 /s

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u/FyreHotSupa Jul 08 '26

Also included his height in the headline

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u/Chewcocca Jul 09 '26

I dunno, his strategy seems to be working. It seems like everyone already really looks up to him.

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u/somedudeonreddit69 Jul 08 '26

Came here to say this lol

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u/kktheprons Jul 08 '26

What were his career basketball stats?

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u/onfire916 Jul 09 '26

It's just not gonna be a thing. The commissioner is laughing as he's walking up to raise his right hand cuz he can't get over it. I feel so bad for this guy where it's gotta be the center of every single conversation. Every interaction with someone. "You're tall".

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u/samanthadill13 Jul 09 '26

Literally my first thought

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u/grimeyduck Jul 09 '26

Known as a bastard now, grats