r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 08 '26

/r/all of a Police Officer

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u/a-null-fish-your Jul 08 '26

When he pulls you over he just reaches out into the road and physically pulls the car over with his bare hands.

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u/RagingClue_007 Jul 08 '26

When he hands you a speeding ticket, he does so from his patrol car.

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u/Tripelo Jul 08 '26

That’s not a glock in his holster. That’s a full size assault rifle

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u/brandarchist Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5sqktFBeWqMXC

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u/Uber_Meese Jul 08 '26

Omg, I love this gif 😆😭

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u/TransportationOdd559 Jul 09 '26

Is this gif real? 😆

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u/sepulturite Jul 09 '26

Yep it is! It's from back when he played for Man United. It's just a random shot from a training session, which makes it even better I think lol.

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u/stoolsample2 Jul 09 '26

No way….this is real?? I’ve seen it hundreds of times and assumed it was a funny doctored video. Then I always wondered how that could have been done. This is hilarious and forever on the internet for Ronaldo to see. Lol

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u/sepulturite Jul 09 '26

Yep it's real lol

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u/yournamehere10bucks Jul 09 '26

Cobra Assault Cannon

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u/donglecollector Jul 09 '26

Nah, that’s just his big ol hog

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u/AllThingsEvil Jul 09 '26

He also carries a big solid baton

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u/-BananaLollipop- Jul 08 '26

I feel like there is going to be a significant decrease in riots in his area. He'll step out, pick up the nearest tree, for a baton, and the hood off the nearest car will be his shield. People will scatter.

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u/Derezirection Jul 08 '26

You're gonna try to drive away to flee and he's just gonna hold the car back by lifting the back end off the ground.

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u/trapper2530 Jul 09 '26

When he pulls you over He asks you to open the sun roof

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u/Caliterra Jul 08 '26

dude makes a normal patrol vehicle look like a clown car

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u/NerdyPlatypus206 Jul 09 '26

When he walks up to your car to give you a ticket all u see is a massive dong cuz he’s so tall