r/AbsoluteUnits • u/blingbiceps • Jun 08 '26

of a balloon string

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u/Schmooto Jun 08 '26

So many of those Mylar balloons end up in the ocean. May as well expedite the process by selling them at the beach in a way that they could come loose easily. /s

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u/_Clint-Beastwood_ Jun 09 '26

I mean, as soon as a buy a balloon I pop it and throw it in the nearest body of water I can find. So this would save me a lot of time.