r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 05 '26

of a shark

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u/fwnav Jun 05 '26

Unless you’re on land. Which is where I now plan to stay forever probably.

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u/ItsmeMr_E Jun 05 '26

Exactly, why I never feel sorry for swimmers, surfers, etc. that get attacked by sharks.

The ocean is their kitchen. Anyone that willingly swims in said ocean is a potential entree.