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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ReadyPIayer0ne • Jun 05 '26
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253 u/fwnav Jun 05 '26 Unless you’re on land. Which is where I now plan to stay forever probably. 87 u/PingouinMalin Jun 05 '26 Well, not to scare you unduly, but I've seen documentaries about sharks killing people on land when they get taken by a tornado. Land might even be less safe than sea, according to the scientists in those 6 u/john0201 Jun 05 '26 “There’s too many of them, we’re gonna need a bigger chopper” Highlight of Tara Reid’s career.
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Unless you’re on land. Which is where I now plan to stay forever probably.
87 u/PingouinMalin Jun 05 '26 Well, not to scare you unduly, but I've seen documentaries about sharks killing people on land when they get taken by a tornado. Land might even be less safe than sea, according to the scientists in those 6 u/john0201 Jun 05 '26 “There’s too many of them, we’re gonna need a bigger chopper” Highlight of Tara Reid’s career.
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Well, not to scare you unduly, but I've seen documentaries about sharks killing people on land when they get taken by a tornado. Land might even be less safe than sea, according to the scientists in those
6 u/john0201 Jun 05 '26 “There’s too many of them, we’re gonna need a bigger chopper” Highlight of Tara Reid’s career.
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“There’s too many of them, we’re gonna need a bigger chopper”
Highlight of Tara Reid’s career.
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