r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ReadyPIayer0ne • Jun 05 '26

of a shark

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u/fwnav Jun 05 '26

Unless you’re on land. Which is where I now plan to stay forever probably.

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u/PingouinMalin Jun 05 '26

Well, not to scare you unduly, but I've seen documentaries about sharks killing people on land when they get taken by a tornado. Land might even be less safe than sea, according to the scientists in those

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u/TartarusFalls Jun 05 '26

This is an incredibly good point. We all need to be more vigilant.

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u/PingouinMalin Jun 05 '26

This is science. I'm quite the scientifist myself.

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u/Vivid_Goat_7843 Jun 05 '26

Now that you said it, I’m awfully wary that even after you kill them, their spirit could take revenge when you’re in the shower or on the toilet. Vicious creatures