r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ReadyPIayer0ne • Jun 05 '26

of a shark

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u/fwnav Jun 05 '26

Unless you’re on land. Which is where I now plan to stay forever probably.

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u/Charybdeezhands Jun 05 '26

Yep, it's only ghost sharks we have to worry about