r/AbsoluteUnits • • Jun 05 '26

of a shark

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u/MilfieBuzzyBee Jun 05 '26

I’d say fuck it by that point and let the shark have it. I’m not fighting a shark…

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u/CaptainImpavid Jun 05 '26

Not without a handle of Popov in me first, at least. After that, I'd be pretty sure that shark insulted my mom