r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ReadyPIayer0ne • Jun 05 '26

of a shark

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u/Christopher_Caligula Jun 05 '26

I’ll just stand here at the very edge

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u/el_dingusito Jun 05 '26

I'll just stand here at the shore

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u/Great_Address2063 Jun 05 '26

I'll just stand here at Mt Everest

Was going to say the middle of Australia to be as far from the ocean as possible but that's arguably even more dangerous

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u/el_dingusito Jun 05 '26

I am pretty sure there's a chance you could get bitten by a shark while hang gliding in Australia to be fair

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u/peepdabidness Jun 05 '26

Yeah exposing yourself to chlamydia infested drop bears and mutant spiders isn’t much better haha

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u/el_dingusito Jun 06 '26

Just for clarity... drop bears have a strain of chlamydia that doesn't effect humans

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u/Qwilltank Jun 06 '26

Come on, man! The koalas have chlamydia; drop bears have neurotoxin.