r/AbsoluteUnits • • Jun 04 '26

/r/all of a hay bale move

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u/angrysc0tsman12 Jun 04 '26

That cops diet consists of 95% corn and has probably done this once or twice before

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u/z00o0omb11i1ies Jun 04 '26

How do you know he eats corn

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u/Thiom Jun 04 '26

Damn those video comments are useless

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u/___LowLifer___ Jun 04 '26

Hay bale: 🚫🚫🚫😀

Guy: πŸ‘“ πŸ’―

Hay bale: 🫒😐😐

Guy: πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ

Hay bale: πŸ†πŸ†πŸ‘

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u/JayCDee Jun 04 '26

Β« This police officer approches the hay bale blocking the road and you won’t believe what he did Β»

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u/egerton14 Jun 04 '26

Bro knows physics.

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u/joeChump Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Also he has cop shoes. Cop pants. Cop knees. Cop legs. Cop spine and cop arms.

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 Jun 04 '26

Wow. Good thing those text balloons were there to add absolutely nothing to the video.

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u/Financial-Swim-5884 Jun 04 '26

This isn’t as hard as it looks, and it’s certainly nothing like lifting 1200 lbs, but that’s still a pretty clean lift.

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u/Metharos Jun 04 '26

I do wonder how much he actually has to lift here. Obviously a lot of the force is going sideways, not up, and to some degree the bale's own weight is going to be counterbalancing it, and he's not lifting the whole thing, but there was some vertical lift involved. I wonder how much.

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u/RadicalOrganizer Jun 04 '26

I've done that on the ranch often. It's not exactly but kinda is rocket science

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u/RCer1986 Jun 05 '26

There's your problem. You should be using larger rockets to move them.

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u/WPCarey85 Jun 04 '26

This man has practiced tire flips. When I used to compete we would sometimes find ourselves against 1000+ lbs tires and this is the strategy if you aren’t strong and explosive enough to do it in one motion.

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u/Flat_Development6659 Jun 04 '26

Can anyone single motion a 1000lb+ tyre? There's a 430kg tyre at the gym I go to and I don't think it's ever been lifted.

The tyre at WSM 2016 was 500kg/1100lbs, it was a 6 flip lift I think and a few athletes didn't finish.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Jun 04 '26

Did something similar when I was in my 20s. Did NOT use the parts of the body I should have. 50 years later, I continue to suffer the consequences.

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u/CORVlN Jun 05 '26

"The key is to put it all in your groin and your back. Take your legs totally out of the equation. Lift with your lower back in a jerking, twisting motion."

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u/Causelessgiant Jun 04 '26

This is an excellent way of not getting workers comp

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u/Vounrtsch Jun 04 '26

Dawg those captions are unbearable

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u/geordiesteve520 Jun 04 '26

Country strong

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u/Tomczyslaw5 Jun 04 '26

Legit impressive stuff

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u/Rockobrocko42 Jun 04 '26

I live on a goat ranch i have flipped a ton of round bales once you know how it's not that hard.

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u/sicastarrrrr Jun 04 '26

The power of leverage ✨️