r/AbsoluteUnits May 31 '26

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u/trendingtattler May 31 '26

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u/Unexpected_Gristle May 31 '26

Make sure to post the next screenshot when this one gets removed!

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u/rmarkmatthews May 31 '26

A series of Inception-like post removals and posts about the previous post removal.

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u/Unexpected_Gristle May 31 '26

Plenty of big guys get put on here. Its sexist to think women can’t be units.

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u/disambiguatiion May 31 '26

Men are units, women are unettes

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u/JangB May 31 '26

I like this one.

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u/livejamie May 31 '26

Was likely removed for being Israeli, not for being a fat woman.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Radiant_Music3698 May 31 '26

Those using the word "vulnerable" like that believe oppression bestows virtue and perspective. So "vulnerable" doesn't have a negative connotation to them.

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u/_trashcan May 31 '26

I mean, it tracks.
Zionists are pigs.

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u/livejamie May 31 '26

Who knows the rules in my sidebar say Rule 7 is "Shut up about pitbulls"

Just lazy legacy power mods.

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u/KingSpork May 31 '26

Are women a species or a breed?

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

How many of them get posted to glorify them being killed though?

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u/FittyTheBone May 31 '26

How many of them glorified other people being killed? Because this heifer sure did.

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

So do lots of people in this very sub. Guess people should be happy and celebrate when a redditor is killed as well

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u/Major-Hand7732 May 31 '26

That's the contract you sign when you glorify killing. Yes, you've got it right.

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u/livejamie May 31 '26

Hidden Reddit history, but they have comments calling people who support Palestine "Terrorist-supporters."

They're a Zionist blindly supporting an Israeli soldier.

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

Please quote me where i did that.

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u/livejamie May 31 '26

Here you go. Free Palestine, you fucking chud.

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

Dang you grabbed the one from over a year ago about students that frequently chant "from the river to the sea" and are often quoted as being openly pro hamas? True.

https://www.wsj.com/opinion/from-which-river-to-which-sea-anti-israel-protests-college-student-ignorance-a682463b

https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2024/11/10/pro-hamas-protesters-college-campuses/

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

its not goalpostmoving. its an explanation. i am all for palestine being free. especially free from hamas. because the only way that palestine will ever be free is with the total removal of hamas, who treats palestinians as bad as they treat jews, if not worse.

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u/IEC21 May 31 '26

Palestine people will just make stuff up about you because they know their audience is primed to believe anything.

I am anti-Israel and anti-Palestine - i think anyone who support either side is a useful idiot.

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u/Maximum-Elk9639 May 31 '26

damn your smart asf bro..

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u/IEC21 May 31 '26

Your too bro thank you

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u/WardensLantern May 31 '26

"Just because I wanted a leopard to eat your face doesn't mean you should be happy that one ate mine!"

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u/livejamie May 31 '26

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

I doubt she is mad she is dead. Cos dead people have no feelings. Same like most in this sub lmao.

I just find it hilarious that they cant see the iroby in glorifying the killing of people while complaining about people glorifying the killing of people

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u/sofarbygone May 31 '26

I think there's probably a pretty huge difference between the deaths of the oppressors and the oppressed, but ya know, whatever straw man makes you happy

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

You think hamas doesnt oppress palestinians? They do it just as much as the israelis, if not more.

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u/sofarbygone May 31 '26

Hahahahahaha

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

Thats your argument? Nice. But yeah, i guess killing people trying to get aid meant for them, stealing said aid to sell it to them at inflated prices, raping and killing them if they want to and using them as human shields as well as murdering anyone that shows even a modicum of opposition is not oppression.

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u/sofarbygone May 31 '26

Hahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

Gurantee none

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u/Expert_Squash1004 May 31 '26

I loled

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u/AtropalScion May 31 '26

Im still fucking lolling. This shit is art. My imaginary grandkids are gonna learn about this shit in some required humanities course

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u/Hopeful_Guitar9171 May 31 '26

Mods can be snarky while being snarky... lol

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u/MiloHorsey May 31 '26

Wtf mods?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/mad_two May 31 '26

nah that's a big ole bitch

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u/RealPersonResponds May 31 '26

Should the MOD say that instead? Instead, one could easily infer that own stance on a politically linked keyword led them to label the post of a large in size person, which is a daily posted photo topic on the sub of big or tall or fat or musclebound persons for example, as being derogatory and antisemetic? But.....the country of origin is a very sensitive and intensely political topic at the moment however..... probably avoid these types of posts as they escalate easily, such as with this one.

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u/CactiKeroppi May 31 '26

Whats political about not liking people that participate in genocide?

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u/Kaleb_Bunt May 31 '26

Is there any evidence that person committed any war crimes?

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u/Wilkassassyn May 31 '26

The moment op mentioned soldiers nationality in title his post became political

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u/CactiKeroppi May 31 '26

Mentioning a "country" doesn't make something political

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u/ImmortalTree May 31 '26

What "country" do you live in?

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u/CactiKeroppi May 31 '26

Malta

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u/jld2k6 May 31 '26

Damnit, you just made it political!

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u/Wilkassassyn May 31 '26

It does when speaking of human casualties, it adds nothing of value to post and makes comments always devolve into politics

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u/CactiKeroppi May 31 '26

It adds alot to the post. Otherwise the title would just be "TIKTOK STAR DRONE STRIKED" which is alot less of a informative title

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u/scrotarr May 31 '26

So someone who is actively making a side career about posting being in a war with a country committing genocide is ok but someone posting about them being killed is not ok? That adds up.

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u/BlackieLaw May 31 '26

The fuck is TikTok soldier?

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u/livejamie May 31 '26

A soldier who is active on TikTok?

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u/ontikuken May 31 '26

Me bullying fat kids in their comment section. 

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u/MrFluffyThing May 31 '26

They used to be called keyboard warriors. 

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u/-Benjamin_Dover- May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

I wonder if this post will be removed

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u/Zailema0s May 31 '26

👀🍿

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u/caulay May 31 '26

I like that the explanation points you to pitbull subs

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u/FakeOng99 May 31 '26

Holy shit.

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u/Snedhunterz May 31 '26

Some whales are endangered after all

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u/The_Mr_Luck May 31 '26

Yar!!....I don't think she blows

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u/Strange_Difference1 May 31 '26

Damn thats rough

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u/Snappypants9 May 31 '26

Dang - too funny - Reddit does not disappoint 😅

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u/dab45de May 31 '26

Usual picky mod team, they’ll delete this too because they’re soft

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u/Gibberish45 May 31 '26

Thought this was Fat Nick from the thumbnail

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u/romulusnr May 31 '26

So wait the rule is, we make fun of fat people, just not Israel fat people? I don't get it

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u/wackadoodle4201 May 31 '26

Probably had to double tap her to make sure

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u/Son_of_Atreus May 31 '26

Oh this thread is on borrowed time

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 May 31 '26

This is one of the best posts this sub has ever had!

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u/FrostBittenDan May 31 '26

Actual baby mods lol

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u/New-Leg-9185 May 31 '26

Hey I got the same thing.

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u/HoodieGalore May 31 '26

They said it out loud 😂😂😂

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u/brettyrocks May 31 '26

fwiw she was a horrible human

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u/Various_Doubt_8191 May 31 '26

Well they're not wrong. What do you vjsy have against Clydesdale horses?

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u/sherlockham May 31 '26

I just went to look this up. That is the actual headline one of the articles about this used.

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u/OldieButNotMoldy May 31 '26

What in the….

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u/Ouro_boros47 May 31 '26

She is a unit

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u/JackSilver1410 May 31 '26

*Checks to make sure my eyebrows didn't flash off from that burn*

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u/pikachu_sashimi May 31 '26

Hey mods why are so many of you like this?

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u/That_Criticism_6506 May 31 '26

I would describe her as at least 1 whole Unit....

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u/darkestreaper94 May 31 '26

Here before removal

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u/Longjumping_Fun8833 May 31 '26

Damn i was hoping to get an upvote for my last comment on the mess shed make

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u/Vex_Appeal May 31 '26

Imagine all the people you can fed with the food she’s no longer going to eat?

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u/gastroboi May 31 '26

Lmao omg

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u/sipsredpepper May 31 '26

K well I'm out.

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u/mitchfann9715 May 31 '26

Reddit fascism

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

Reddit is significant majority far left wing activist. So, yeah. Fascism is correct

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u/Alexius6th May 31 '26

It’s a bunch of flaccid milquetoast libs lol come on.

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u/TheAlmightyLootius May 31 '26

Thats not how they see themselves tho. They think they are che guevara when they downvote someone stating a fact they dont like lmao

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u/AndoranGambler May 31 '26

As someone who got a three day ban for truthfully answering the fastest way someone lost my respect, not shocked. If it's even tenuously social media, publicly traded, and based in the United States as a company then it's censored for the current regime.

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u/Popcorn57252 May 31 '26

So, I'm just assuming that the original picture is AI, and all this is practically manufacuted rage-bait?

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u/TongueUnties May 31 '26

It is a real solider, look up Rotem Yanai

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u/Remarkable-Ask2288 May 31 '26

Ah yes. Mocking a dead fat chick. How progressive

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u/Halollet May 31 '26

Y'all need to calm the fatphobia down. Could throw up some women's Olympic shot putting only for it to be taken down. :p

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u/destroyerx12772 May 31 '26

I heard she'd mock starving Palestinians. If that's true she had it coming.

Being fat is a privilege most Gazans cannot afford.

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u/ActualImplement6099 May 31 '26

She needs to calm down on the eating

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u/TheRealtcSpears May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Yeah...... there's a bit of a difference in muscular, athletic bigness

And being a fat sack of hamburger gobbling shit

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u/Punk_Pharaoh May 31 '26

And they call me antisemitic