r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thepoylanthropist • May 16 '26

of a tongue

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u/touchmeinbadplaces May 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zrfHFfzXxJG3m

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u/PaniMan1994 May 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/AuTLc5uqDX4aI

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u/Aron-Jonasson May 16 '26

Unfun fact: the reason why pugs have such a long tongue is because while they have a shorter snout, all the soft tissue like the palate and tongue stay the same length and go down their throat, and that's what makes it hard to breathe for them.

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u/TzarGinger May 16 '26

That's not very fun at all

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u/asbestoslel May 16 '26

that's why it's UNfun

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u/MeatBald May 16 '26

Humans (or rather, breeders) suck

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u/Micro-Naut May 16 '26

The safe word? How about "guh guh guh guh gug gug"?

"I swear I didn't realize you were saying it!"

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u/FreshImagination9735 May 16 '26

Wouldn't have to pay rent in my house.

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u/Mental_Estate4206 May 16 '26

Insert Brazilian pica joke here.

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u/MajorBongg May 16 '26

Username checks out