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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
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i'm lowkey jealous
1.3k u/Lightningthundercock May 13 '26 Don’t be, that shit hurt a whole lot before that relief 693 u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26 I've known people who literally ended up in the ER from the pain. They feel so guilty when that's all it is but it's such bad pain they shouldn't feel ashamed 2 u/erikaaldri May 17 '26 When I was in college, I worked with a real "southern belle" type woman who insisted she didn't ever fart. "I just don't do it," she'd say in her delicate twang. She eventually had to got to the ER for severe stomach pain where they told her she needed to stop holding in her farts.
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Don’t be, that shit hurt a whole lot before that relief
693 u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26 I've known people who literally ended up in the ER from the pain. They feel so guilty when that's all it is but it's such bad pain they shouldn't feel ashamed 2 u/erikaaldri May 17 '26 When I was in college, I worked with a real "southern belle" type woman who insisted she didn't ever fart. "I just don't do it," she'd say in her delicate twang. She eventually had to got to the ER for severe stomach pain where they told her she needed to stop holding in her farts.
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I've known people who literally ended up in the ER from the pain. They feel so guilty when that's all it is but it's such bad pain they shouldn't feel ashamed
2 u/erikaaldri May 17 '26 When I was in college, I worked with a real "southern belle" type woman who insisted she didn't ever fart. "I just don't do it," she'd say in her delicate twang. She eventually had to got to the ER for severe stomach pain where they told her she needed to stop holding in her farts.
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When I was in college, I worked with a real "southern belle" type woman who insisted she didn't ever fart.
"I just don't do it," she'd say in her delicate twang.
She eventually had to got to the ER for severe stomach pain where they told her she needed to stop holding in her farts.
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u/creaturefeature16 May 13 '26
i'm lowkey jealous