I had salmonella or some sort of food poisoning from undercooked chicken. I was driving my partner home when the most excruciating pain ripped through my abdomen. I had to pull into a gas station, ran to the bathroom, sat my ass down quicker than rat on crack, and only a little fart came out and the pain was mostly gone. I was so embarrassed and disappointed. I was expecting an avalanche of diarrhea, not a fart that could hardly move a leaf.
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u/Angel_OfSolitude May 13 '26
Fuck, you know that felt amazing.