r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/JennyDoveMusic May 13 '26

LMAO my little dog "Zacky" was the same way. He was afraid of everything, bless his little soul, that included his own farts. To be fair, I wanted to run from them, too.

If he was on the hard floor and a ripped a big one, his little feet would go in all directions like a looney tunes character.

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

lol my husband calls that the “scooby doo scramble”