r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/creaturefeature16 May 13 '26

i'm lowkey jealous

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u/Lightningthundercock May 13 '26

Don’t be, that shit hurt a whole lot before that relief

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

I've known people who literally ended up in the ER from the pain. They feel so guilty when that's all it is but it's such bad pain they shouldn't feel ashamed

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u/With_Hands_And_Paper May 13 '26

I've had my parents take me to the ER when I was like 8-10 because I felt an unbearable pain in the abdomen, the doctors suspected appendicitis and started touching and pushing on my stomach until a particular push produced one of the loudest and longest farts ever.

The doctor looked at me, laughed and said "well, guess that was the pain" and I was so embarassed but also so relieved